Article Name (BBC) - RIM Delays Blackberry Launch and cuts 5000 jobs
Link - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18631702
This is a brilliant article I just read on BBC news and one that is certainly based on a topic I intend to closely follow for a while. But the question is - why? Research In Motion, or RIM, is the company that manufactures, owns and develops the dull black bricks they call Blackberries. But what is so immensely rib-tickling is the severe trouble facing the company that is so wonderfully embellished and accented in this article.
One reason why this topic, which can further be referred to as 'The Demise of the Fallen", is such a great one to follow and read more about is simply because it's relieving to know that not all is lost and that some semblance of normality still exists outside of this city. The reason why some people choose to waste large dollops of cash on Blackberries in Delhi is perhaps the most hotly debated discussion which can be initiated and deliberated upon anywhere and anytime. Hence, just as a soldier checks his magazines before war, a barber scouts his victim's hair before leaping in and a writer carefully procrastinates before composing, an active participant in this ongoing omnipresent discussion must be well aware of the facts he or she can add to his arsenal of verbal ammunition.
'Not satisfied'. This is what the RIM's CEO had to say about the company's products, according to article. This scenario is remarkably similar to one in which the Captain of a ship disembarks, faces his vessel and begins to open fire in a thoroughly enjoyable and violent fashion. 'Brutal'. This is the term used to concisely and accurately sum up RIM's financial performance and creative competency. It's hardly surprising news considering the fact that it lost more than 43% of it's revenue this year. Note to self: try to incorporate these hilarious short sub-headings in used writing style to create as much of an effect as desired.
This article, like many of the same kind, is typically straightforward, factual and data-oriented. Perfect. Nothing better than skimming through a shortly paragraphed, lithely composed, stylistically written and well spaced article while pausing only to laugh at some further dismal performance values, charts and comparison reports. RIM, the future indeed looks black for you, and I will be charting your fall 'berry' closely. Pun intently intended.
Link - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18631702
This is a brilliant article I just read on BBC news and one that is certainly based on a topic I intend to closely follow for a while. But the question is - why? Research In Motion, or RIM, is the company that manufactures, owns and develops the dull black bricks they call Blackberries. But what is so immensely rib-tickling is the severe trouble facing the company that is so wonderfully embellished and accented in this article.
One reason why this topic, which can further be referred to as 'The Demise of the Fallen", is such a great one to follow and read more about is simply because it's relieving to know that not all is lost and that some semblance of normality still exists outside of this city. The reason why some people choose to waste large dollops of cash on Blackberries in Delhi is perhaps the most hotly debated discussion which can be initiated and deliberated upon anywhere and anytime. Hence, just as a soldier checks his magazines before war, a barber scouts his victim's hair before leaping in and a writer carefully procrastinates before composing, an active participant in this ongoing omnipresent discussion must be well aware of the facts he or she can add to his arsenal of verbal ammunition.
'Not satisfied'. This is what the RIM's CEO had to say about the company's products, according to article. This scenario is remarkably similar to one in which the Captain of a ship disembarks, faces his vessel and begins to open fire in a thoroughly enjoyable and violent fashion. 'Brutal'. This is the term used to concisely and accurately sum up RIM's financial performance and creative competency. It's hardly surprising news considering the fact that it lost more than 43% of it's revenue this year. Note to self: try to incorporate these hilarious short sub-headings in used writing style to create as much of an effect as desired.
This article, like many of the same kind, is typically straightforward, factual and data-oriented. Perfect. Nothing better than skimming through a shortly paragraphed, lithely composed, stylistically written and well spaced article while pausing only to laugh at some further dismal performance values, charts and comparison reports. RIM, the future indeed looks black for you, and I will be charting your fall 'berry' closely. Pun intently intended.
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